Funny Dark Humor Shirt — Dark Corporate Humor Tee Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Office Gift
Funny Dark Humor Shirt — Dark Corporate Humor Tee Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Office Gift
The shirt that says what your resignation letter can't (yet). Funny Office Shirt
This unisex t-shirt features bold, blurred warning-label style typography reading "Selling My Time for Someone Else's Dream" — a sharp, honest piece of dark corporate humor for anyone who's ever sat through a Monday meeting and had this exact thought. Printed with clean, high-quality DTG printing, it's equal parts funny and uncomfortably accurate.
Perfect for coworkers, 9-to-5 survivors, or anyone who appreciates a little brutally honest humor with their morning coffee.
💀 Bold warning-label style typography design
😅 Dark corporate humor, brutally honest and relatable
👕 Soft, comfortable unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
🖨️ High-quality DTG print, durable and wash-safe
🎁 Great gift for coworkers, office workers, 9-to-5 survivors dark humor t-shirt
The most honest shirt in the office — order yours today!
Fit & Fabric Notes:
- Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton / 50% polyester
- White may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties
Fit & Fabric Notes:
- Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester
- Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton / 50% polyester
- White may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |