Modern dating is a mix of swiping, ghosting, late-night texts and the occasional bad decision. You can cry about it, or you can wear it on a t-shirt and laugh.
Here are 12 funny dating shirts from knnstore, all from our dark humor "Is Better Than" collection. Each one compares two bad options and picks the funnier one. They make great gifts for single friends, birthday gag gifts and party shirts. Every shirt is $16.99 and comes in 18 colors.
Heads up: this is adult humor. Perfect for friends who share your sense of humor, not for the office.
Shirts about exes and situationships
1. "Toxic Ex Is Better Than No Ex"
The shirt that started the series. For the friend who always has a story about their ex.
Shop the "Toxic Ex Is Better Than No Ex" Shirt, $16.99
2. "One Night Stand Is Better Than It's Complicated"
For everyone who is tired of the word "situationship".
Shop the "One Night Stand" Shirt, $16.99
3. "Friends With Benefits Are Better Than Friends With Feelings"
A sarcastic shirt for the friend who swears they will not catch feelings this time.
Shop the "Friends With Benefits" Shirt, $16.99
4. "Jealousy Issues Are Better Than Indifference"
At least it means they care. Probably.
Shop the "Jealousy Issues" Shirt, $16.99
Shirts about dating apps and texting
5. "Bad Dates Are Better Than Netflix and Chill Alone"
A bad date is still a good story. Staying home is just staying home.
Shop the "Bad Dates" Shirt, $16.99
6. "Late Night Texts Are Better Than Seen at Noon"
For anyone who has stared at a "seen" message for way too long.
Shop the "Late Night Texts" Shirt, $16.99
7. "Cemetery Date Is Better Than Swiping Left"
Spooky, romantic and a lot more memorable than another dating app.
Shop the "Cemetery Date" Shirt, $16.99
8. "Zombie Lover Is Better Than Ghosting Phase"
At least a zombie keeps coming back. A great pick for Halloween parties too.
Shop the "Zombie Lover" Shirt, $16.99
Shirts about single life and bad decisions
9. "Walk of Shame Is Better Than Staying Home and Crying"
Confidence is a choice. So is the walk home.
Shop the "Walk of Shame" Shirt, $16.99
10. "Rabid Dog Is Better Than Single Life"
A dramatic take on being single, for the friend who complains about it every weekend.
Shop the "Rabid Dog" Shirt, $16.99
11. "Drunk Mistake Is Better Than Sober Regret"
The official shirt of birthday parties and bachelor weekends.
Shop the "Drunk Mistake" Shirt, $16.99
12. "Bad Sex Is Better Than No Sex"
One of the newest shirts in the collection, and the most honest one.
Shop the "Bad Sex Is Better Than No Sex" Shirt, $16.99
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Who to buy a funny dating shirt for
- The single friend who turns every bad date into a great story.
- The newly single friend who needs a laugh more than advice.
- Bachelor and bachelorette parties, where everyone picks their own shirt.
- Coworkers? Better choose something office-safe from our dark humor office shirts guide.
Find more dark humor shirts at knnstore.com. 🖤