Funny Adult Christmas Shirts: 12 Sarcastic and Cheeky Christmas Gifts

Funny adult Christmas shirts: sarcastic and cheeky Christmas tees

Not everyone wants a reindeer sweater. Some people want a shirt that says what they are really thinking at the family dinner. Others want a cheeky Christmas pun that makes the whole party laugh.

Here are 12 funny adult Christmas shirts and gifts from knnstore: sarcastic Christmas shirts for the tired and honest, and cheeky Christmas tees for the naughty list. Shirts are $16.99, the mug is $14.90.

Heads up: the cheeky section is adult humor. Great for friends and parties, maybe not for grandma.


Sarcastic Christmas shirts

1. "All I Want For Christmas Is Silence"

All I Want For Christmas Is Silence sarcastic Christmas shirt

For the introvert surviving their fifth holiday party this week.

Shop the "All I Want For Christmas Is Silence" Shirt, $16.99

2. "Wrapped Presents, Unwrapped Rage"

Wrapped Presents Unwrapped Rage funny Christmas shirt

The gifts are wrapped. The patience is not.

Shop the "Wrapped Presents, Unwrapped Rage" Shirt, $16.99

3. "Stocking Stuffed With Sarcasm"

Stocking Stuffed With Sarcasm funny Christmas shirt

For the friend whose love language is sarcasm.

Shop the "Stocking Stuffed With Sarcasm" Shirt, $16.99

4. "Cheers To Surviving Another Family Dinner"

Cheers To Surviving Another Family Dinner funny Christmas shirt

A toast to everyone who made it through the political debate at the table.

Shop the "Cheers To Surviving Another Family Dinner" Shirt, $16.99

5. "On The List, No Regrets"

On The List No Regrets funny naughty list Christmas shirt

Made the naughty list again this year. Zero regrets.

Shop the "On The List, No Regrets" Shirt, $16.99


Cheeky Christmas pun shirts

6. "Jingle Balls" Shirt

Jingle Balls funny Christmas t-shirt

A classic cheeky Christmas joke that never gets old.

Shop the "Jingle Balls" Shirt, $16.99

7. "I Come Once A Year And I'm Worth The Wait"

I Come Once A Year And I'm Worth The Wait cheeky Christmas shirt

Santa's motto, with a wink.

Shop the "I Come Once A Year" Shirt, $16.99

8. "Handle My Package With Care"

Handle My Package With Care cheeky Christmas shirt

A delivery note with a double meaning.

Shop the "Handle My Package With Care" Shirt, $16.99

9. "I Like Mine Extra Thick"

I Like Mine Extra Thick cheeky Christmas shirt

We are talking about hot chocolate. Probably.

Shop the "I Like Mine Extra Thick" Shirt, $16.99

10. "Stuff It Nice And Full"

Stuff It Nice And Full cheeky Christmas shirt

Advice for stockings, turkeys and nothing else.

Shop the "Stuff It Nice And Full" Shirt, $16.99

11. "I Like It Long And Green"

I Like It Long And Green cheeky Christmas tree shirt

A Christmas tree preference, of course.

Shop the "I Like It Long And Green" Shirt, $16.99


A cheeky Christmas mug

12. "Handle My Package With Care" Mug

Handle My Package With Care cheeky Christmas mug

The same joke on an 11oz mug, perfect for a white elephant gift exchange.

Shop the "Handle My Package With Care" Mug, $14.90

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Who gets a sarcastic Christmas shirt?

  • The tired host who cooked for 12 people again.
  • The friend group with a white elephant or ugly sweater party.
  • The coworker? Stick to the sarcastic section, or see our office-safe Secret Santa gifts under $20.

Find more funny Christmas gifts at knnstore.com. 🎅