{"product_id":"funny-dark-humor-t-shirt-deadbeat-parent-is-better-than-birth-control-offensive-humor-shirt","title":"Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt – Deadbeat Parent Is Better Than Birth Control Offensive Humor Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e😄 Perfect for party and novelty humor shopping\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness and lightweight comfort\u003cbr\u003e👕 Gildan Softstyle® 64000 premium unisex t-shirt\u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Lightweight fabric 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²), ideal for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e✂️ Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline for a versatile everyday look\u003cbr\u003e🎨 High-quality DTG printed graphic with vibrant, long-lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Ethically made using sustainably grown and harvested US cotton\u003cbr\u003e✅ Certified to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for safety and quality\u003cbr\u003e🤝 Produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting responsible cotton farming\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFabric Composition:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather Colors: 35% Ring-Spun Cotton \/ 65% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSport Grey \u0026amp; Antique Colors: 90% Cotton \/ 10% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraphite Heather: 50% Ring-Spun Cotton \/ 50% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (inside out recommended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBring back the vintage spooky-season vibe — order yours today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFuel your day, wear your mood — order yours today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610897416345,"sku":"27682179696038522233","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67610897449113,"sku":"98870446909623913449","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610897481881,"sku":"27412364031525237602","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67610897514649,"sku":"11968966891602216231","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67610897547417,"sku":"30496763546214712551","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":67610897580185,"sku":"24100826162755010968","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":67610897612953,"sku":"30842003174959623122","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":67610897645721,"sku":"19656987232405505107","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67610897678489,"sku":"24107281395354241586","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67610897711257,"sku":"33025442993454424045","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67610897744025,"sku":"29989856530607420191","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":67610897776793,"sku":"98882215299564681339","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Orange","offer_id":67610897809561,"sku":"27968896895468279846","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67610897842329,"sku":"18030807307404703825","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610897875097,"sku":"24115055535879066756","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":67610897907865,"sku":"53968538177660004882","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":67610897940633,"sku":"24774261732417970984","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67610897973401,"sku":"24979875094709746417","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610898006169,"sku":"23306577456286594419","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67610898038937,"sku":"20738552337774374490","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610898071705,"sku":"21928763302404886725","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67610898104473,"sku":"87181074437472121970","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67610898137241,"sku":"32716698726930130735","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":67610898170009,"sku":"77947102441963844305","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":67610898202777,"sku":"32208437225473640655","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":67610898235545,"sku":"12456156415269714939","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67610898268313,"sku":"19033607748463302158","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67610898301081,"sku":"23466484792675498102","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67610898333849,"sku":"32807933493886984356","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":67610898366617,"sku":"24769588086507711883","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Orange","offer_id":67610898399385,"sku":"19488008377895645644","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67610898432153,"sku":"22261195984076293406","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610898464921,"sku":"21714776106832586834","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":67610898497689,"sku":"29296344718643788970","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67610898530457,"sku":"77070641903691175983","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610898563225,"sku":"35056378430257642359","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67610898595993,"sku":"10616698550514984705","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610898628761,"sku":"12359469272101361187","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67610898661529,"sku":"21313238730085366594","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67610898694297,"sku":"13918478159891913788","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":67610898727065,"sku":"19210904478433869709","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":67610898759833,"sku":"23110056554777699607","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":67610898792601,"sku":"19284035715969640894","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67610898825369,"sku":"73672009827787895187","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67610898858137,"sku":"26583210730043411591","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67610898890905,"sku":"32172055809107857309","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":67610898923673,"sku":"21515414083668961858","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Orange","offer_id":67610898956441,"sku":"20537485807575520107","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67610898989209,"sku":"51140741462298691425","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610899021977,"sku":"16766456740167144493","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":67610899054745,"sku":"33593094399852808431","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67610899087513,"sku":"75742265785236668045","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610899120281,"sku":"24753734768864994666","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67610899153049,"sku":"25442069686168804251","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610899185817,"sku":"14743526377212223220","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67610899218585,"sku":"28454738448696944360","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67610899251353,"sku":"68516666231387273049","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":67610899284121,"sku":"89645093855713807583","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":67610899316889,"sku":"32025785022181203282","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":67610899349657,"sku":"33059620495231267094","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67610899382425,"sku":"29737770129579172504","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67610899415193,"sku":"49197012008225094538","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610899447961,"sku":"18462069092370107410","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Orange","offer_id":67610899480729,"sku":"19656326434881111572","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67610899513497,"sku":"60863613735800437332","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610899546265,"sku":"33689965308404909947","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67610899579033,"sku":"21955365728959812804","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":67610899611801,"sku":"16430005748789697886","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67610899644569,"sku":"31733297406555072260","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610899677337,"sku":"31377931327571979355","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67610899710105,"sku":"21973519386304638189","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610899742873,"sku":"17678877127416305420","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67610899775641,"sku":"29042955820283075898","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67610899808409,"sku":"23547006704565527265","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":67610899841177,"sku":"21499521481448721599","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":67610899873945,"sku":"21795887540483601757","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":67610899906713,"sku":"56648535971228849796","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67610899939481,"sku":"33057670306308054250","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67610899972249,"sku":"31255359209012443799","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610900005017,"sku":"28982999829917466013","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67610900037785,"sku":"33065168378297987062","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Orange","offer_id":67610900070553,"sku":"25948707546448242579","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67610900103321,"sku":"31390426543331932046","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610900136089,"sku":"27496549500957084061","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67610900168857,"sku":"19511506611177104497","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":67610900201625,"sku":"43878573819127697729","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67610900234393,"sku":"19926205376520340961","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610900267161,"sku":"14766116660393580148","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610900299929,"sku":"54942630448119726744","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67610900332697,"sku":"41567208854468998190","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":67610900365465,"sku":"16051497707077674201","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":67610900398233,"sku":"29267520022191818820","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":67610900431001,"sku":"30002080690763029200","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Orange","offer_id":67610900463769,"sku":"27560511899513307601","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":67610900496537,"sku":"32840229513576501308","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":67610900529305,"sku":"66410794008245052816","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Daisy","offer_id":67610900562073,"sku":"24340295297302457600","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":67610900594841,"sku":"13576912848012229541","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Orange","offer_id":67610900627609,"sku":"31874213336820578400","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Purple","offer_id":67610900660377,"sku":"12128520595508979469","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/4194\/4473\/files\/12854942693827536701_2048.jpg?v=1791110162","url":"https:\/\/knnstore.com\/products\/funny-dark-humor-t-shirt-deadbeat-parent-is-better-than-birth-control-offensive-humor-shirt","provider":"Knnstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}