{"product_id":"emotionally-available-to-my-dog-only-shirt-dog-dad-dark-humor-tshirt-funny-tshirt-gift","title":"Emotionally Available to My Dog Only Shirt — Dog Dad Dark Humor Tshirt Funny Tshirt Gift Dod Mom Tshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHonest, loyal, and only to one very good boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis black graphic tee features bold, hand-lettered \"Emotionally Available to My Dog Only\" typography paired with a minimalist line-art illustration of a sitting dog silhouette — the perfect blend of dog dad shirt pride and dark humor shirt honesty. For every dog dad whose real emotional support system has four legs and a tail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA great pick for anyone who loves dog lover gifts, dark humor t-shirts, or sarcastic graphic tees with a bit of an edge. Bold, unapologetic, and exactly the kind of shirt that gets a knowing laugh from fellow dog owners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🐾 Bold hand-lettered design with minimalist dog silhouette illustration\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Perfect for dog dad gift and dark humor shopping\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness and lightweight comfort\u003cbr\u003e👕 Gildan Softstyle® 64000 premium unisex t-shirt\u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Lightweight fabric 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²), ideal for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e✂️ Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline for a versatile everyday look\u003cbr\u003e🎨 High-quality DTG printed graphic with vibrant, long-lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Ethically made using sustainably grown and harvested US cotton\u003cbr\u003e✅ Certified to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for safety and quality\u003cbr\u003e🤝 Produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting responsible cotton farming\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSolid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeather Colors: 35% Ring-Spun Cotton \/ 65% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSport Grey \u0026amp; Antique Colors: 90% Cotton \/ 10% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGraphite Heather: 50% Ring-Spun Cotton \/ 50% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold (inside out recommended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not iron directly on the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear your loyalty on your sleeve — order yours today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. 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